Harry didnt want to react this way. Please consider turning it on! Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Munga. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. 8. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. That's what fanfiction is about. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. And also all four of them together. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Not enough for you? Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. It would explain a lot. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. Work Search: Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. AU. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Book 6, Brotherhood. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Harry Potter is a slut. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. Community content is available under. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. He has no shame. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. [14] Then, he believed that Harry was the one who petrified Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, as he was one of the few people who knew he was a Squib. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. Egg? (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. Or even just one page. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Wake up the whole castle, will you? [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. 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